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# Donald in Wonderland - Radio Free Thulcandra
- URL: https://mereorthodoxy.com/suzania-donald-in-wonderland/
- Published: 2019-09-07T16:46:21.000Z
- Updated: 2026-04-20T17:11:21.000Z
- Description: Hands-down best analysis of Trump to Christians in 2016 that I’ve come across; not a bad picture of the post-Christian right to Christians in general. Go here. Well hello, there, it’s me With how it’s gonna be Settle down and […]
- Author: Mere Orthodoxy
- Tags: Susannah Black Roberts, Uncategorized

Hands-down best analysis of Trump to Christians in 2016 that I’ve come across; not a bad picture of the post-Christian right to Christians in general. [Go here.](https://open.spotify.com/track/7zxEfC00zelfRA4IPr4ZUs?ref=mereorthodoxy.com)

Well hello, there, it’s me  
With how it’s gonna be  
Settle down and listen up good

The old Hatter is gone  
But the Hat must go on  
Worn by me, is that understood?

So shut up and toe the line  
While I redefine  
How this all will be mine

I have a dream  
That’s got a full head of steam!

What is true what is not  
Can both change in a shot  
And people, me  
I couldn’t care less

‘Cause in two seconds flat  
Livin’ under my hat  
Is the strategy for success

I will look the other way  
When you want to play  
Something more than croquet  
You catch my drift?  
My little personal gift!

I’m the Mad Hatter  
Come and follow me, this is it  
The Mad Hatter  
All you gotta do is submit  
And if you don’t my friend  
Well then in the end  
There’ll be nothing left to defend  
Know what I mean?  
When you are facing the Queen

Uppercase, double-spaced  
Everyone gets a taste  
And a brand new leather hat band

But to participate  
Let me reiterate  
You must first put me in command

I’m the wonder, understand  
Under Wonderland  
Put the reins in my hand  
I’ll do the rest  
As soon as you’ve acquiesced!

I’m the Mad Hatter  
Offering a little bit more  
The Mad Hatter  
Giving you what you’re looking for

I am your best worst case  
For the choice you face  
And the fastest rat in the race!  
It’s me or the queen  
And her serene guillotine

There is nothing I won’t do  
There is nothing too taboo  
I will lie, I will cheat  
I will track you down  
And then hit delete tout suite!  
So sweetie let me repeat…

I’m the Mad Hatter  
Pledge allegiance while you still can  
The Mad Hatter  
More than just a hat with a plan  
I am where you belong  
The right kind of wrong  
And I’ll still be going real strong!

The bottom line  
Is everything will be fine  
As all the planets align  
It’s gonna be so divine  
When all of this will be mine!

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