Another satirical news write up from the desk of Scott Ott (Doc Ott, anyone?):
Mr. Kerry, who told NBC's Tim Russert that he's "keeping his options open"
for another failed run for the White House in 2008, denied Republican
accusations that he's on the "wrong side of history" in his opposition to Bush
administration efforts to bring freedom to the Middle East.
"How can they say I'm on the wrong side of history?" he asked
rhetorically. "I'm speaking out against Bush blunders in Iraq, and I plan to
vote for another $80 billion to fund the blundering. You tell me which side of
history I'm on."